I’ve been alive for 22 years and I still do not understand why so many short guys hit on me.

And they go hard like “Yo, lemme get your number so I can fuck your brains out and marry you, I’ll buy you whatever you want. You just have to get things I can’t reach for me.”

Anyone that knows me IRL knows this is my house.

This is going to be a long ass day.

drugme:

yeaa… so true

Dear Everyone and Anyone that posts Asher Flowers.

You can post and like and reblog all the pictures of him you want. 

BUT HE IS MINE. THAT DICK COMES HOME TO ME. 

You can lust after him all you want, you take even half a step in his direction and I will end you. 

Just thought you should know. Have a great day :)

Xoxo,

Asher’s husband.