I cannot deal. 

"My hole is so clean it can pass the white glove test"

This just came out of my boyfriend’s mouth. I am done with life. 

euo:

Iviva OlenickI believe in love. It’s permanence I’m not so certain of. 
The motto.

sunpat:

THIS IS THE BEST THING OMFG

enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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