versaceslut:

when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes

No this dude did not just say “Yas James, turn that winter gut into a summer butt!”

  1. I know he didn’t just use some weight watchers gimmicky ass phrase with me. 
  2. I am skinnier than you, this is more like winter flub, your’s is more like a winter storage unit. 
  3. Don’t come for me, unless I send for you. 

If you don’t like Batman, I can’t date you.

Facts. 

caliphorniaqueen:

boys between 6’0-6’7 & 200lb-250lb

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I was gonna write this long ass post about how I’m sick of guys being “scared” to date me because they’re scared I’m gonna hurt them.

But I’m over it. I wrote half of it and just writing about it pissed me off. I just wish guys weren’t such pussies when it came to their feelings. 

this gif is everything. 

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

Blow (Cirkut Remix)

When you are drunk, this is the best song on the fucking planet. I mean its a good remix when you’re sober but it’s godly when drunk lmfao