can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

I need a sugar daddy to accommodate my expensive lifestyle because this whole self-accommodation thing just isn’t working out for me.

validx2:

Bruh these new generation moms lol

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Sooooo I know you guys have been waiting for my commentary on AHS (from all the messages I got) It’s starts tonight.

First things first, I’m the realest. And the a lot of you were asking why I didn’t post last week. I actually worked last week during the premiere and I thought I might as well wait until next week. 

So I will be posting my thoughts on the Premiere AND the second episode no later than Midnight. 

Why am I so fucking horny today?

Maybe it’s because I’m off and I know the millisecond my boyfriend gets off of work I’m gonna be all up on that dick. 

Pretend feat. A$AP Rocky

This songs deserves more notes. I’m not even a “fan” of hers but this song goes hard! Maybe it’s because I can relate to it but it just fucking hit home for me. 

candiestewart:

when one of ur huntys is being promblematic and you have no choice but to drag them

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It be like that sometimes. 

I want to have sex but I’m not in the mood to have sex.